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Pages Home About What is ORD? Contact The Official ORD Lexicon A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A akp - alleged kissing photo: a photo of Rob and Kristen in a compromising position, usually blurry and inconclusive. adad - a duck is a duck: A shortcut for "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, eats like a duck, swims like a duck…it’s a duck." A response to Nonstens and Doubstens when all evidence, which are relatively neon lights flashing/pointing to a Robsten relationship, are still questioned. The Agile Flippy - Rob is Flippy to Kristen because he can “barely jump rope†and his hands are "like flippers". But Flippy can be agile too “if need be†right Stewie? Why that back flipping by Flippy in the Volturi's lair is worth flippin over. Bravo Flippy! err Robbie. B beanie love - Rob's favorite brimless cap ; also turning out to be a favorite of Kristen's. BSBK - Bloody Smitten by Kristen (best read mimicking Rob's British accent) : when one is struck dumb strongly fascinated by the breathtaking beauty and allure of KStew. BPE - Best Photo Ever: When a photo trumps a previous favorite photo e.g. that Paris Tarmac arm-holding/finger-playing is the BPE! it trumps the Harper’s Bazaar hand-clasping photo. BTC - Badass Trendsetter Couple: Rob and Kris' usual get-ups may not pass the fashion police' standards, but their easy going style is copied by fans and cast members alike. Hoodies, plaids, beanies and band shirts scream trademark Robsten style. BMRW - Button Me the Rob Way: Who says there is a correct way to button shirts? Does a misaligned shirt even lower one's hotness factor ? Not if you're the famed RSG ! Faulty equilibrium or not, misbuttoned tops has become a Robert Thomas Pattinson trademark. Do not attempt to infringe. Please. C Chanelling Bella - exhibiting the traits and quirks of Bella. May also be Becoming Bella. cse - can't squee enough: a CK - Confirmation Kiss: a lover's kiss shared by R/K. The ultimate proof Doubstens ask for. Must be the couply kind, not part of a script and preferably in broad daylight or in a well-lit place. D Doubstens - People who doubt that there's something romantic going on between Rob and Kristen. Unlike Nonstens, there's a possibility for Doubstens to switch to Team Robsten. DSDR - Dancing Shipper's Dance with the Robstendom: celebratory dance for FERDs and HRDs DNRSA - Does Not Require Summit's Approval: After-work goings on e.g. where Rob and Kristen decide to sit when watching concerts. Decommentors - Nasty blog readers who want to bring on the hate with their comments. Inspired by JK Rowling's Dementors, those lowlifes who suck the happiness and soul out of a person and feed on peoples' happy emotions. Decommentors usually come out when cast and filming photos leak out, new trailers are shown, magazine interviews are released, award shows are televised, Kristen just got a new haircut. ..Pretty much whenever they feel like it. Dark-haired Angel - Clad in a Valentino tulle mini and a Rock and Republic pointy stilettos, Kristen was a sight to behold during the recent MTV Video Music Awards. The dark haired angel didn't sport the long locks expected of angels but opted instead for a pixie style that framed her face well. The shimmery frock with the studded stilettos was a juxtaposition of soft yet firm, feminine yet tough, sophisticated but edgy. Which was sort of perfect since it is all sooo Kristen. We laud Rob's self-restraint and give him props for trying his best to behave *trying being the operative word*. That DLC - That Damn Lucky Chopstick: When: Bobby Long gig on Sept.7. Who:Little Boy Stewie. What: That look. That piercing stare. That chopstick she's playing with her mouth. Unmindfully playing not knowing it's illegal to do that. Ok stop! We don't know with you but we're thinking we cannot look at chopsticks the same way again. Ever. One Spicy Ramen to go please. Thud. E emfs - excuse me for squeeing eufs - excuse us for squeeing ERM - Epic Robsten Moments: see FERD Epic Trailer! - the New Moon extended trailer is full of epic win. It showed Bella's gut-wrenching cries, the eerie cliff dive, the Volturi wreaking terror, the shirtless You-can-go-to-hell Edward. It made everyone yearn for November to come sooner. And we never thought we could adore Chris Weitz even more. F FERD - Frickin Epic Robsten Day: a day when all the stars align for R/K and they are able to engage in public displays of affection. Any day that confirms and reaffirms a Robsten love relationship. FARD - F*ck*ng Awesome Robsten Days: for the non-conservatives this is the only way to aptly describe the heady feeling from days or weeks of non-stop Robsten goodness. Fierce KStew - Kristen's alter ego. The no-nonsense, headstrong, tough and capable of kicking rude paps and detractors' b*tts girl. Free Robsten! - a plea to Summit to let go and let R/K run their personal lives FGA - Fierce Goddess Ammunition: Includes, but is not limited to, trophies and awards won by The Fierce Kstew and Robsten. Are primarily mementos but can also be used as weapons against Starlets who want to eat Rob, dangerous stalkerish fangirls and rude intrusive paps. Examples are: KStew's chipped MMA golden popcorn, TCA surfboards, KStew's Rock and Republic spiky skirt (Spiky skirt? They were bullets, mofo! sorry Kstew), that Rock and Republic studded stilettos, a certain chopstick... G gbp - gah! blurry pic gch - going crazy here The God of All Interviews - Hands down the recognition has to be given to Harper’s Bazaar and Laura Brown. Trumps all the other RK articles for brilliantly giving us a light, intelligent, respectful yet revealing piece. Rag mags should take some notes! The Great Restraint - Kristen doesn’t really have a problem with personal space (she doesn’t mind hugging fans). So it must be tricky when she’s told not to stand too close to her guy or touch him suggestively. But she can restrain herself because she is fierce and determined that way. At the end of the day though, all the effort can take a toll, and a girl just gotta do what she's gotta do y'know... H hcb - hyperventilating can't breathe HRD - Happy Robsten Day: see FERD The Holy Day of the Leaked HB Photos - November 03, 2009. Undisclosed number of fangirls examined. Vitals unsteady. Average pulse rate: 120/bpm. Symptoms showed: uncontrollable jumping, shrieking, hyperventilating, grabbing a pillow a person anything one can shake, bursting into sobs, having the urge to call (asked who? answer: somebody, anybody!), incoherent on the phone. After vitals stabilized victims were seen smiling like idiots for hours. - 72ae1061827e56ad79a14239f9aa0f4481666e566f9e0e3cbb8cbdd3fcb9726f
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