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  The Official  ORD Lexicon 
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           akp - alleged  kissing photo: a photo of Rob and Kristen in a compromising position, usually blurry  and inconclusive. 
           
 adad - a  duck is a duck:  A  shortcut for "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, eats  like a duck, swims like a duck…it’s a duck." A response to  Nonstens and Doubstens when all evidence, which are relatively neon lights flashing/pointing to a Robsten relationship, are still  questioned. 
           The  Agile Flippy - Rob  is Flippy to Kristen because he can “barely jump rope” and his  hands are "like flippers". But Flippy can be agile too “if  need be” right Stewie? Why that back flipping by Flippy in the Volturi's lair is worth flippin over. Bravo Flippy!  err Robbie.
           
  B
           beanie  love -  Rob's  favorite brimless cap ; also turning out to be a favorite of  Kristen's. 
           BSBK - Bloody  Smitten by Kristen (best  read mimicking Rob's British accent)  : when one is struck dumb strongly fascinated by the breathtaking beauty and allure of KStew.
           BPE - Best  Photo Ever:  When a photo trumps a previous favorite photo e.g. that Paris Tarmac  arm-holding/finger-playing is the BPE! it trumps the Harper’s  Bazaar hand-clasping photo. 
           BTC - Badass  Trendsetter Couple:  Rob and Kris' usual get-ups may not pass the fashion police'  standards, but their easy going style is copied by fans and cast  members alike. Hoodies, plaids, beanies and band shirts scream  trademark Robsten style.
           BMRW - Button  Me the Rob Way: Who says there is a correct way to button shirts? Does a misaligned  shirt even lower one's hotness factor ? Not if you're the famed RSG ! Faulty equilibrium or not, misbuttoned  tops has become a Robert Thomas Pattinson trademark. Do not attempt to  infringe. Please.
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           Chanelling  Bella -  exhibiting  the traits and quirks of Bella. May also be Becoming  Bella.
           cse - can't  squee enough: a
           CK - Confirmation  Kiss:  a  lover's kiss shared by R/K. The ultimate proof Doubstens ask for.  Must be the couply kind, not part of a script and preferably in  broad daylight or in a well-lit place.
           D
           Doubstens - People  who doubt that there's something romantic going on between Rob and  Kristen. Unlike Nonstens, there's a possibility for Doubstens to  switch to Team Robsten.
           DSDR - Dancing  Shipper's Dance with the Robstendom: celebratory  dance for FERDs and HRDs
           DNRSA - Does  Not Require Summit's Approval:  After-work goings on e.g. where Rob and Kristen decide to sit when watching  concerts.
           Decommentors   - Nasty blog readers who want to bring on the hate with their comments.  Inspired by JK Rowling's Dementors, those lowlifes who suck the  happiness and soul out of a person and feed on peoples' happy  emotions. Decommentors usually come out when cast and filming photos  leak out, new trailers are shown, magazine interviews are released,  award shows are televised, Kristen just got a new haircut. ..Pretty  much whenever they feel like it.
           Dark-haired  Angel - Clad in a Valentino tulle mini and a Rock and Republic pointy  stilettos, Kristen  was a sight to behold during the recent MTV Video Music Awards.  The dark haired angel didn't sport the long locks expected of angels  but opted instead for a pixie style that framed her face well. The  shimmery frock with the studded stilettos was a juxtaposition of soft  yet firm, feminine yet tough, sophisticated but edgy. Which was sort  of perfect since it is all sooo Kristen. We laud Rob's self-restraint  and give him props for trying his best to behave *trying being the operative word*.
           That  DLC - That  Damn Lucky Chopstick: When: Bobby Long gig on Sept.7. Who:Little Boy Stewie. What: That  look. That piercing stare. That chopstick she's  playing with her mouth. Unmindfully playing not knowing it's  illegal to do that. Ok stop! We don't know with you but we're thinking we cannot look at chopsticks the same way again. Ever. One  Spicy Ramen to go please. Thud. 
           E
           emfs - excuse  me for squeeing 
           eufs - excuse  us for squeeing 
           ERM - Epic  Robsten Moments:  see  FERD 
           Epic  Trailer! - the  New Moon extended trailer is full of epic win. It showed Bella's  gut-wrenching cries, the eerie cliff dive, the Volturi wreaking  terror, the shirtless You-can-go-to-hell Edward. It made everyone  yearn for November to come sooner. And we never thought we could  adore Chris Weitz even more.
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           FERD - Frickin  Epic Robsten Day:  a  day when all the stars align for R/K and they are able to engage in  public displays of affection. Any day that confirms and reaffirms a  Robsten love relationship.
           FARD - F*ck*ng  Awesome Robsten Days:  for  the non-conservatives this is the only way to aptly describe the  heady feeling from days or weeks of non-stop Robsten  goodness.
           Fierce  KStew - Kristen's  alter ego. The no-nonsense, headstrong, tough and capable of  kicking rude paps and detractors' b*tts girl.
           Free  Robsten!  - a  plea to Summit to let go and let R/K run their personal  lives
           FGA - Fierce  Goddess Ammunition: Includes, but is not limited to, trophies and awards won by The  Fierce Kstew and Robsten. Are primarily mementos but can also be used  as weapons against Starlets who want to eat Rob, dangerous stalkerish  fangirls and rude intrusive paps. Examples are: KStew's  chipped MMA golden popcorn, TCA surfboards, KStew's Rock and Republic  spiky skirt (Spiky  skirt? They were bullets, mofo! sorry Kstew), that Rock and Republic studded stilettos, a certain  chopstick...
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           gbp - gah!  blurry pic
           gch - going  crazy here
           The God of All Interviews  - Hands  down the recognition has to be given to Harper’s Bazaar and Laura  Brown. Trumps all the other RK articles for brilliantly giving us a  light, intelligent, respectful yet revealing piece. Rag mags should  take some notes!
           The  Great Restraint  - Kristen  doesn’t really have a problem with personal space (she doesn’t  mind hugging fans). So it must be tricky when she’s told not to  stand too close to her guy or touch him suggestively. But she can restrain  herself because  she is fierce and determined that way. At the end of the day though,  all the effort can take a toll, and a girl just gotta  do what she's gotta do y'know...
           H
           hcb - hyperventilating  can't breathe
           
           HRD - Happy  Robsten Day: see  FERD
           The  Holy Day of the Leaked HB Photos  - November  03, 2009. Undisclosed number of fangirls examined. Vitals unsteady.  Average pulse rate: 120/bpm. Symptoms showed: uncontrollable jumping,  shrieking, hyperventilating, grabbing a pillow a person anything one  can shake, bursting into sobs, having the urge to call (asked who?  answer: somebody, anybody!), incoherent on the phone. After vitals  stabilized victims were seen smiling like idiots for  hours.