please keep me up to speed on the score friends
as i dip right quick to a date’s crib
same one as last so timmy don’t trip
bbl with details i’ll be sure to twit
oh geez…unexpectedly
i can already see
i’m having erectile difficulty
dude’s sitting here nude but I’m preoccupied with tweets
not at all turned on so tell me how do I flee?
well i finished the tweet grabbed my drink & arose
i politely exclaimed that i needed to go
he handled things gracefully promising it’s ok bro
so i’m back home with the game on wishing i’d have gotten laid though
