Doggie Toothbrush?Am I the only woman who is scared of even thinking of using the device to the left? Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking about the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch, you know the commercial, the woman who looks older than my own mother tells two younger women she bought hers online?
***Shivers***
Here’s the deal. I shall not use any device that looks like a doggie toothbrush on my vajay-jay. I swear, I have seen the same type of uh, instrument at Pet Smart in the pet grooming section. I don’t think my vajay-jay needs a good scrubbing. And what really cracked me up- read the Frequently Asked Questions on the site. The battery only lasts 30 minutes and they provide the battery type and tell you to go to your local retailer. Is this like taking your watch to Walmart and having the jewelry people change the battery?
“Yes, my vajay-jay scrubber/vibrator needs a new battery. Size LR41 or equivalent (AG3, 192, 392). I’ll be over by the big power tools- just page me when you’re finished.”
Oh- if you’re a resident of: Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia, you’re out of luck. Apparently lawmakers in these states have banned the sale of vajay-jay scrubbers and other such devices. I don’t know why and quite frankly, I’d rather not know what would bring forth the subject in a legislative session.
And the price? For $20, the thing better freaking clean upholstery. The bonus? You do get a cute little baggie to carry it around in, you know, for those not so fresh, but I’m feeling horny so I have to stuff it in my purse, kind of days.
Read the site. No. Read it, especially how to clean the thing. Taken directly from the site and I quote:
“Remove the hard plastic massager from the soft sleeve. Note: the massager is not waterproof.”
Discuss this dilemma amongst yourselves.
