Because, you see, for the third year in a row, I’ll be drinking away my sorrows under a broken street light on the corner of “Sucks For Me” Road. I plan to send my daughter and my husband to my mother-in-law’s house so that I can spend the night complaining about them while staring down the bottle of a Mad Dog 20/20 (the drink of the broke and broken).
But don’t you worry! I promise to vlog with my Nikon CoolPix Digital Camera (and not my FLIP because I STILL cannot get it to work on my PC and unless I have an online meeting with The Powers that Flip, they cannot help me despite the fact that my camera has not worked on my PC since I first got it and instead of just sending me a new one they are making me spend time that I don’t have doing things that don’t work which is just another example of how they keep screwing mommy bloggers), and make a Whrrl story about how I antagonized a cop so badly that he had to beat me with a Dunkin Donuts Cruller and dragged me to jail.
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