*******My little sister makes really pretty jewelry. She made me a gorgeous necklace and earrings for my wedding.She finally got her shit together and got her Etsy shop up and running. Her birthday is this Thursday, so part of my gift to her is sending you guys over to check out her wares and hopefully score her a sale or two.Go. Now.*******So maybe pretty stone jewelry isn't your thing. How about a custom pendant crafted to look exactly like your vagina?I'll wait while you grab your camera, drop your drawers and snap a picture of your snatch.Yup, send in that photo to this nice lady and before you know it, you'll be proudly displaying your yoni around your neck for all to see! This chick is dead serious. And so polite;"Thanks so much for taking the time to visit my Vulva!"I think I may have used that line in college once or twice.******* To cleanse your brain, here is my current favorite cartoon character Perry The Platypus, from the hilarious Phineas And Ferb.He cracks me the fuck up.*******Tattling makes me crazy. My rule is if there isn't blood, I don't want to hear about it.Graham is a smart boy and a good brother;"Mom, Dottie eating my ball."Sure enough, she'd taken several bites out of his Nerf basketball. I confiscated the ball, explained the danger to her, left the room, and then heard this from Graham;"Dottie, I love you ok? Now you can't eat my ball. It's not safe. I don't want you to be hurt ok?"ACK.*******I just emailed Graham's surgeon to let him know I'm yanking his g-tube next week.I didn't tell him I'm probably going to have to get drunk to do it.*******More random at UnMom
