I'm in a mood.Do we need to disect the reason as to why?No?Good answer.But I will share with you some pictures, because they say that "a picture is worth a thousand words."And I admit I can get a little wordy, erm, I mean mouthy at times.So I got several thousands of "words" to share with you.Behold.The Good. (Thank-you MeMe for the reminder.) Rosie the Robot from the classic cartoon series, The Jetsons. I like her. I need her. Like the water needs the rain. I need you, erm, I mean her. I need her. Most definitely.The Bad. Rosanne Barr. Remember her lovely national anthem singing? Uh-oh. Please don't anybody tell me that I sound like her when I am singing. People stare at me all the time when I start singing at the grocery store. I'm sure it's because they just love the sound of my singing voice. I rawk it hard with the rock opera.The Ugly. Rosie O'Donnell. This chick is uber rich and uber funny. She always makes me laugh, but Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. Surely you can afford some laser surgery to remove that hair problem you got going on there? Ick.What can I say?What?What was that?Don't you look at me that way. You're gonna get it!What's that you're trying to say me?Everything will be coming up roses?(Insert Quirky eyeroll here.)Apparently!Does anybody have an aspirin or two or three hundred?I need some.Badly.B.S. No Roses, Rosies, or Roseannes were harmed during the production of this post. For the record, I think Rosie O'Donnell is hysterical even when she's NOT trying to be funny. And now? It's time to fold my shreds of reality: fold upon fold upon fold until it's a nice little one-inch thick square. It's gonna be cozy and warm in there. Let's hope there's another Law & Order marathon going on to keep me company. (Please USA Network or TNT, do NOT let me down.) Nothing puts me in my happy place quicker than sitting down and watching ten, eleven, twelve straight hours of Law & Order. *dun, dun*
