Renee Hanrahan’s Registered & Protected Blog Entry

Hottie broke me. Yes I'm serious.Scene: Standing at kitchen sink washing dishes. From behind Hottie grabs my hips and starts grinding her hips into mine.Grind ... grind ... verbal sexy sexy ... grind ... grind ... POP!!!The left side of my back immediately hurt. Burn hurt. WTF hurt.I crawl to the couch. I'm now stuck on the couch. Send help. Preferably hot dyke paramedics.