I always notice the most ridiculous things while I'm driving*. Mainly the ridiculous things people paste all over their vehicles. Or their terrible vanity plates. I have two prime examples of this insane "my car is my self-expression canvas" phenomenon.(Don't get me wrong. I love to express myself and admit to having a couple stickers on my vehicle but these two, well they are crossing the line...)Example #1:Oh look. Your truck has balls. That's cute. Pretty sure I don't want to see your testicles on my way to work. You drive a pick up. That's great. So does my husband. But my husband doesn't need fake plastic balls hanging off the trailer hitch in order to demonstrate how ballsy his pick up is. It's not funny. I automatically want to give you the finger for forcing me to witness this eyesore. Whoever invented these as something cool to do needs to be backed over by this pick up truck adorned with testes.Example #2:Like the caption says...I am fine with you owning a nicer vehicle than me. Fantastic for you. If I had the ching to make a Range Rover mine, I would. However, I wouldn't prance around town in it, telling them not to hate me for it. I hate you cause you are a douche bag driver with a prick-ish attitude. That's like flaunting yourself around and then asking people not to hate you. Well you asked for it when you picked that car to drive, and then decided it would be a nice idea to thell tell me not to hate your for it via your state license plate.So what have you seen on your morning commute that makes you say "Jackass"? I'd like to think I'm not alone in my loathing of ridiculous antics...*I did take these in my vehicle, while driving. But I was stopped. Don't take pictures while you're trying to actually operate a motor vehicle. That would make you a double douche. FYI, I'm not usually this crabby when I post but I think it's the 50 degree JUNE day complete with clouds and rain. Our summer is short, I'd like nice weather please...
